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Excerpt from a conversation with my boyfriend, in which I am fired for coining the term "clownsona"
Ok so obviously I've been playing hitman 3 because of course
The server kicks me out about every 2 hours bu it's still less annoying than everything about himan:absolution so I can 100% tolerate this
Just finished the second mission (dartmoor) and Ohhhhh my Godddd the writing gears are turning, they're turning so hard I had to get up and pace for 20 minutes before I could calm down
47 Cannot Dance
Well, I suppose he can, technically. The problem is, he understands it on a very objective level. Where to move, where to step, how to hold your partner, etc. so the finer details and emotions that are inherant to dancing are completly lost to him.
All this to say, when he dances he looks like an animatronic
My friend @Anyerina and I made this little template! Imagine what your OC's texting habits would look like. How would they type, what kind of pictures would they send etc.
You can download a transparent png of the template here
Show us your filled out template with #OCTextingHabits! We would love to see it!
Have fun <3
Hitman 3: *releases in 2 hours*
Waking up in the 20th like
Headcanons are great cuz like, I could be working on the next chapter of the fic. Or I could imagine my oc's as blades in the dark characters
Serious 49 vibes from this one
In case you were wondering how these characters like their coffee
47: Lukewarm. Doesn't matter if it was hot or iced originally, he waits until it's room temprature to drink it.
Diana: Usually prefers tea, but occasionally has an iced mocha as a treat.
49: Far too impatient to drink coffee. You have to wait for the water to heat up, and then wait for it to brew, and then wait for it to cool, and by that point he's thrown the coffee maker out the window in an impatient rage. He's also been informed by the agency that he is no longer allowed to drink caffine in large amounts.
Jane: She's not picky, maybe a medium amount of cream and sugar.
23: Doesn't like coffee at all, the taste is too Strong and can lead to sensory overload. Not to mention, the caffine can trigger anxiety, and lord knows he has enough of that already.
Jordan: Not really into coffee, but absolutely addicted to Mt. Dew and sometimes an energy drink if they really need a boost. Needs caffiene to survive. They'll drink coffee if there's nothing else, but it's gotta be like 90% milk.
Soders II: On the odd chance that he does have a cup of coffee it's spiked with bourbon. Not the most pleasant taste, but he's tasted far worse.
Formaldehyde! kin assign the hitman... and Pentaborane
Formaldehyde: James Bond. Sexuality differences aside, Bond has the exact right aesthetic.
Pentaborne: I'm actually really fond of keeping pets. Small animals like birds, rabbits, and hamsters are my favorites. They require a lot of attention and care, but I enjoy the quiet companionship.
lol I've really gotta start posting here more often if i want people to notice that this blog exists (including myself woops)
Idk send me asks about headcanons and stuff, there's an about on my blog pages (what are words??? I swear I'm a writer)
Somehow the next chapter is already 1886 words long even though I haven't accomplished anything
Send me a highly toxic chemical in my ask box (taken from here)
Acetaldehyde: What did you used to have that you are happier without?
Bromine: What was your favorite food when you were a child?
Cyanogen: If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
Diazomethane: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Ethylamine: What sound do you love?
Formaldehyde: If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?
Hexafluoroacetone: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Isopropylamine: What do you miss most about being a kid?
Ketene: What is something you learned in the last week?
Methacrylaldehyde: Would you rather be really attractive or really smart?
Nitromethane: What are your phobias?
Oleum: If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?
Pentaborane: What is one habit of yours that no one knows about?
Sarin: What annoys you the most?
Trifluorochloroethylene: If you could change your first and middle name to anything, what would it be?
-Space related asks- (taken from here)
Pluto: What do you love most about yourself?
Mars: Who is your ideal best friend?
Earth: What’s your ideal house/home?
Saturn: What’s your aesthetic?
Jupiter: If you could choose your own name what would it be?
Neptune: What’s an album that you can listen through entirely w/o skipping song?
Venus: Go to piece of clothing/outfit?
Mercury: What’s something you couldn’t live without?
Uranus: What’s your zodiac sign?
The Moon: Favorite quote?
The Sun: What motivates you?
Kepler-22b: If you could go anywhere, where would it be/why?
Phobos: What was your favorite song as a child?
Ceres: Out of everyone/thing in this world, who would you elect president?
Titan: If you could die your hair absolutely any color and pull it off, what would it be?
Callisko: What’s your ideal job?
Enceladus: Who is your favorite person? What are they like?
Hyperion: Do you have a favorite store/shop?
Comet: What’s your biggest secret?
Astroid: What’ your biggest fear? Is there a reason why you’re scared of it?
Shooting Star: Who is your ideal s/o?
Fun OC questionsbabushka
1. Have they ever brought home a stray animal? If so, how did that go?
2. What is something that your OC and their best friend knows about one another that no one else would know?
3. How does your OC greet their best friend in public?
4. How does your OC greet their partner in public?
5. Your OC meets a magical talking frog with a quest, what is your OC’s next move?
6. What song does your OC goes absolutely wild to? Describe how they get wild.
7. Your OC is running from the guards, why are they most likely running from them?
8. How would your OC describe their best friend using three words to a stranger?
9. Your OC decides they can dye their own hair, with their very little knowledge about hair, how does this go? Do they have their friends with them, supporting them? Do they do it when they are alone? Do they do it before a big and upcoming event?
10. Your OC accidentally becomes a vampire for a day, what is the first thing they do with their new found powers?
11. Your OC decides to dress as their best friend for Halloween as a joke, what do they do to look like their best friend?
12. What is something completely random about your OC that even you, as the writer, find confusing?
13. How does your OC celebrate their birthday? What is their wildest birthday story?
14. Your OC and their friends decides to go to a restaurant at 3am, what restaurant are they going to, and why are going to a restaurant at 3am?
15. Your OC now gets to strut around in a cape, what colour is the cape and what do they accessorize the cape with?
Food Ask Gamesynthesystem
I see these ask games every once in a while and wanted to make one!
Noodles: What's your earliest memory?
Dumplings: What's your worst or longest-lasting habit?
Cake: What video can you watch over and over again?
Souffle: What is the skill you're most proud of?
Cocktail: What's the craziest drink (alcoholic or not) you've ever had?
Nuggets: What's your favorite fast food place?
Ramen: What is your favorite college food amalgamation?
Sandwich: What is your last google search?
Burger: What was your last video search?
Tea: What's your favorite midnight snack?
Coffee: What's one thing that you always think back on fondly?
47 stares directly into people's souls; most people subconciously avoid looking at his face because his default expression is extremely intense
49's pretty normal about eye contact, but he still can't meet 47's eyes
23 Cannot make eye contact with Anyone or He Will Die
Have some memes that make sense to only one other person on earth XD
OC/Headcannon Ask Memethedarklordgivenofucks
Send me a number and a character and I'll respond as they would!
Some dumbass youtube commentor: Well Lucas Grey has hair and they're clones so like, 47 could have hair he just shaves it
Me, an afab person who used to shave their legs: No He Doesn't
One of these days I'm gonna make a really long post about how Diana Burnwood is one of the most badass female characters in video game history and how she's a strong female character not because she's not afraid to kill someone but because her agency drives the plot of a lot of the games even though she isn't even a playable character
Me in a dark alley at 5 am: hey kid you wanna talk about my hitman ocs
I've never really done realism/semi-realism before so I thought I'd experiment with the Bald Man
Welcome to Chaos is a Ladder!!
Hi! This is the blog dedicated to this Hitman fic which is way too long and I am going to die before I finish it lol
Anyways this is going to serve as a blog for writing updates as well other things, like character asks and roleplaying, among other things! Check out the pages on the blog for more information about characters & BYF stuff, and I look forward to posting more fic oriented content here!
Everything is always rebloggable, since this is a side blog so I'm not gonna be using it for personal stuff xD